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Emerald Peaks Hydro Shorts

$35.00 $16.00
(You save $19.00)

Product Description

Welcome to Emerald Peaks Retirement Community! Here you’ll enjoy all of today’s modern amenities surrounded by yesterday’s friends. 24/7 SnapChat support? You betcha! Those snaps from your grandkids aren’t going to play themselves. Ringtone consultation? Abso-F’n-lutely. We’re here to save you the embarrassment that is your phone’s default soundscape. Just think, if we pay this much attention to your phone, just imagine how much attention we’ll give you! Emerald Peaks brings you together. Emerald Peaks drives you forward. Close your eyes. Breathe. Imagine yourself at Emerald Peaks.

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  1. Sweet Stuff Here

    Posted by on Jun 15th 2017

    I bought these for a friend because he loaned me a pair of major sports-brand shorts when I forgot to bring my gear to League night. Now he won't stop wearing these, even at work. I think he got fired. Still, pretty sweet shorts!