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For those of you who have never heard of Hap Johnson, he was one of the greatest high climbers and riggers back in the day of spar poles and high lead logging. He might not have been rocking these sweet lumberjack pattern triton shorts while he was out there breaking records, throwing axes at world fairs, stunt doubling, and being an overall badass, but he probably would have if they were around at the time, regardless of them being labeled women's shorts or how short they are.