Nebulous Rager

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Every ultimate player needs a go-to party outfit. We've always dreamed of creating a "little black dress" for ultimate players. Something simple yet wacky to have on hand in case the party lacks an official theme. Well we're proud to say that after billions of years of product development, we've finally done it!

Introducing the Rager, a simple one piece that will boost your partying booty right up into the throne of awesomeness!

How to rock a Rager:

  1. Finish Saturday games.
  2. Don Rager.
  3. Lay waste to the dance floor.
  4. Sleep like a dang baby.

Head's up playa: we have an extremely limited number of Ragers here in Seattle. If you want to rock this ensemble before this Summer, we recommend you snap it up now, while it's still available.

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